it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Farmville is her only friend.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Still dying that you shit outside
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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