No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
