I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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