she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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