whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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