How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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