Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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