I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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