she was so not down for the gang bang
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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