Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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