He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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