i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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