We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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