haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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