alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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