Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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