Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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