The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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