I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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