we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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