S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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