Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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