so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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