I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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