Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
