I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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