I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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