if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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