2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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