He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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