She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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