So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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