Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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