yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize