Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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