Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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