I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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