been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
