OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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