Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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