they need to just BURY HIM!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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