Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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