Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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