You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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