if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she looked like the before picture.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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