would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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