You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
