batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
