i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
