YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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