The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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