just come out here and I will go home with you...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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