At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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