You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
where am i from again
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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