She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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