Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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