She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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