so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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