theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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