He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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