forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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